I saw Inception today.

MIND BLOWN.
AGH.

Anyways, I've fallen even deeper in love with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Save. Meh.

I'm sooooborreeeeedddddd....
Dude, check out mah awesomesauce credo for English class:

Now go put that picture in front of a mirror to read the awesomesauce-ness of it.
And yes, that's an actual picture of moi in my actual room.

Oh Beve.

I thought I had commitment issues.
But look at how you've left this blog.

QUOTE OF THE DAY!

I've got DOUBLE quotes! Woohoo! (It's to make up for my lack of recent activity on teh sitez...sorry.)

Teacher: "You guys shouldn't be coming in late. I went all the way from the social studies department, to the water fountain, all the way to here, and I peed!"
Me: "URINATION! WOOHOO!"

And the second...
"If it makes you happy 
Then why the hell are you sad?"
- "If It Makes You Happy" by Sheryl Crow

So maybe the second is a song quote. Whatever.

Song Title of the Day

Yeah, it's back.
Everyone's favorite kind of post.
STotD!

Okay, so I just want to keep up how we have at least one post per day.
It is our one month anniversary after all.
Happy 90210 day.

Edit: Wait, did I call this Song Title of the Day?

Why am I a dumbass?

There was no such thing as Title...

It was Lyric...

Or am I hopelessly confused?

GASP.

It's been over 24 hours since Beavis has been online.

There are only three possible conclusions now:
1) Death
2) Alien Abduction
3: the most heinous one of all) School

Oh dear...

What have we come to?

1) Beve! Where for art though?
2) HJ is off hiatus.
3) HJ has been abandoned.
4) HJ is being removed from inkpop.
5) Why is Knowing Ian not back on inkpop?

I waited a WEEK for Inkpop to tell me this:

"When you go to edit you will be taken through all the steps again. On the first page select short story from the drop down menu"

THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A PUNCTUATION AT THE END.

And are you serious? The first thing I tried was that. I'm not a freaking retard. 

Ugh. 

Seriously?

Seriously?

QUOTE OF THE DAY!

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
  - William James

I'm at an asian party.

Actually, I'm at a Japanese restaurant. But same difference.
The only other people my age are two guys. Who I actually know pretty well, but still. It does not help.
Saveeee meeeeeee iPhone!

Oh, sweet Microsoft Word, how I've missed you.

I've been writing!

I got fifty-three words of The Art of Ordinary done today, brutha. The big five-three.

     It may not be wise for a person to only aspire to be a McDonald’s cashier who asks the proverbial question, “Would you like fries with that?”


     That is why I aspire to stack soup cans at Wal-Mart. It seems a rewarding enough career. However, my sister, Audrey I-Could-Be-in-Postgraduate-School-By-Now-is-My-Middle-Name Hawthorne, would disagree.

Um. Wikipedia? How are you not screaming, "GALE?! GALE?! GALE?!"

Because the article is very unbiased and robotic.
HOW. IS. THE. AUTHOR. SO. HEARTLESS?
Back to Omegle I go.

My rant = UP.

On mah website.
http://www.glaringatmytextbook.wordpress.com/
You'll see that I basically repeated everything you said...
Because I'm a copycat.
Just kidding, it's because I was thinking the exact same things. So, ha, not a copycat!
...Or maybe a little.

DAM IT SUZY-COLLINS-I-HATE-YOU ALL,
BEAVER