I don't know about you, Machete, but I'm not a social pariah.

You may be the type of person that hangs around in a corner or locked up in a bathroom stall, but you know me. Maybe I'm not exactly the type who's grinding in the center of the floor, but I'm not anti-social. And I sure as hell don't lack conversational skills. I just fail to look people in the eye and mumble "awkward" in awkward situations to intensify the awk.

Buddy, I'm anything but a wallflower.
Yeah.

But I think we should keep the title. Not because it accurately describes us but because it sounds cool. (That's what we tell to anyone who asks. Got it?)

But the URL is a bit bleh, I'd say. Better than sweetartmonsters by far, but still lacking something.

Just saying.

And when will Breast Cancer Awareness Month be over for the love of Vishnu?

This entire list is amazing.

And, oh look, an Audrey Hepburn reference!

http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/09/29/best-movie-breakup-scenes/

I'm feelin' so fly like a G6.

Goshdangit, that song's been stuck in my head for forever.
(If forever means a week.)
Maybe my passion for it is due to the fact that the band is Far East Movement. They're Asian.
(Asian Domination, FTW! <-- excuse my noobism)

Anyways, I'm feeling fly because I heart Inkpop. No joke. I'm not even trying to sound cheesy; that's how I literally feel about that goshdarn writing website.
Now if only my projects could go up a couple hundred...
I need to write something good.

I thought of some other NaNo ideas today, all of which don't make any sense but I still like...
- Chinese boarding school (it's even crazier than the ones over in the USA)
- cruise ship misadventures (I can even use personal experiences for that)
- lezzie girl's friend is mistaken as lezzie (a.k.a. the chronicles of an accidentally lesbian girl)
^ Yes, that last one makes no sense to anyone but myself. I was inspired by an email.

Now to my hot, relaxing shower...
(Admit it, you just had a vision of me nude. Admit it.)
Er. Or not.
I'm feeling very hyper today. Can you tell? Cyberly?

Seriously, I'm leaving now.

Forever alone,
beavsie.