Wednesday, October 20, 2010

How was Tycho Brahe influenced in the 17th century to inspire his cosmological idea of the heliocentric theory with a stationary earth?

Well, heck, I don't know.
Maybe those voices in his head finally got to him.
Oh, wait, that's Rene Descartes.

I don't understand why I'm spending a perfectly fine Wednesday night studying for a World Area Studies quiz. It's not like it's going to be hard -- okay, I'm lying. It's going to hurt like New Year's morning with a hangover. But why am I so obsessed with getting an A on this baby?
It's got nothing to do with that 84 on my science test, of course.
That darndest little 84.
Nope.
Not that at all.
Nuh-uh.

Excuse me while I hit my head against a brick wall.

Monday, October 18, 2010

RIP

THIS BLOG
8/2/10 - 10/18/10
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UNWANTED BY OWNERS

May the Wicked Beavers blog forever live on in writing-website-stained memories.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Well, fudgecakes.

Matt Damon is, like, forty years old.
There goes my dreams of stalking him and forcing him to marry me.

However, Jason Bourne will always be within my age range.