Actually, we've never even met in real life.
(It's a wonder what the internet can do these days.)
But trust us, we've both checked each other and verified that we're both not creeps.
Well, that's a weird way of putting it...let me rephrase that:
We're both not pedophiles.
That's better.
Heya, I'm Chelley. Or Chellers. Or Machete, which Lina so insistently wants to call me. But you can call me Beaver.
Blogspot http://teriandchellers.blogspot.com/
Wordpress http://glaringatmytextbook.wordpress.com/
Tumblr http://thebeaver.tumblr.com
Inkpop http://inkpop.com/profile/04652092-a2d4-4c17-bd95-ec373ca0a5e1/the-beaver/
On to you, Sista Beaver.
Lina
And enter Dildo.
Yes, I am a dildo. Yes, I am capable of giving you orgasms. Any further questions?
If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I charge by the hour.
*wink*
How to further e-creep me:
That's What Lina Said
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