Dude.

I used my super amazing stalker skills (and Sista Beavah's email) and I think I found Dilina A.
Booya.
You never told me your last name was so long, Dildo. Sigh. And here I was thinking that your last name was "Briare" scrambled up. Thanks a lot.
Anyhoo, fish bowl is tonight and I think I'm gonna go wearing a trash bag.
Just kidding, I'm gonna go nekked. Wearing a giant fish bowl. Or something to that extent.
Alright, all joking aside, I have no idea what I'm wearing. It's not formal, like homecoming, yet not casual, like a regular day at school. And what the hell is semi-formal supposed to mean anyways?

In other news, I'm writing a new story. I have no idea what it's called, but it's about an overweight girl wearing letters to her loves. (So far I have Rocky, M, Dudley, and Roger. AKA Rocky Road Ice Cream, M&Ms, Milk Duds, and Jolly Ranchers "Jolly Rogers".) Help me think of a title? I typical entry goes like
Dear ___,
[her life story with that certain candy]
Love,
Patricia [a.k.a. Fatty Patty]
It's actually kind of pathetic that I'm writing from the narrative of an overweight person, since Wii Fit always tells me I'm underweight, but hey--I've grown! I'm now 5 ' 3/4" and 80 lbs! (No, I'm not a fourth grader.) (No, I'm not anorexic.) (No, I'm not a leprechaun!)
You'd be surprised how many people gave me funny looks at schedule pick-up yesterday.

Lina, you're even more cautious than me. Seriously, I can't even send you a harmless message on Facebook? Geez Louise.

The songs that are posted on my bulletin board:
"White Houses" - Vanessa Carlton
"Lucky" - Colbie Caillat/Jason Mraz
"Fix You" - Coldplay
[Little post-it note saying, "If it makes you happy then why the hell are you so sad?" Kudos to you if you recognize the song lyric.]
"Numb" - Linkin Park

I suppose it's time for quote of the day...agh. I don't have any quotes today.

DAM IT ALL,
BEAVER