...with a Dildo.
Okay, maybe not a dildo Dildo, but a girl (or a guy...I'm not actually sure) called Dildo Briare.
Or maybe that's her nickname.
Well.
This is one-half of the Wicked Beavers reporting to you that I am a complete shmuck. Loser. Neville Longbottom. Whatever you call it, it means that I'm in Orlando-freaking-Florida and I'm spending my time writing for some blog that Dildo and I thought would be fun creating.
But then again, if I'm Neville Longbottom...I'm a complete BAMF.
Yes.
Anyways, I think it's time for me to sign out and eat a cookie. A cold cookie, but a cookie nevertheless.
DAM IT ALL,
BEAVER
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