What exactly is a Kolenchery?

And I'm working on another blog.
But I can't think of a clever description, can't come up with a cool header, and can't find a cool background. The title is That's What Lina Said, and the URL is unholylina.blogsp—oh, you know the drill. So, if you have any ideas... *wink wink hint hint nudge nudge*

Soooooooo.
Yep.