Stop the school bus!
Do you have dimples?
Like, DIMPLES dimples? DIMPLES, the best characteristic of a human being's face that I so jealously am wishing for yet I do not have because I am just an ugly person who writes run-on sentences?
I hate you.
No, officially, I do.
Yet, I can't hate you. Because dimples are the epitome of cuteness.
SWEET
One dimple is more prominent than the other.
ReplyDeleteMy face is asymmetrical.
Monk would not approve.
Besides, you have an indentation on your right cheek. That's pretty darn adorable right there, man.
Besides, your face is so Asian. And your cheeks are so pinchable.
Not those cheeks.
Ahem.
But yeah, you're adorably Asian.
I look Mexican, man.
I seriously do.