New pitch:
If being mundane is a superpower, Caleb Calder deserves a cape.
Caleb’s younger sister Amy is a self-proclaimed phenomenon. She was a spelling bee champion at the age of five. She never needed training wheels on her bicycle. She has the ability to turn strawberry yogurt into chocolate mousse (albeit it takes fifteen minutes and a trip to the nearest Wal-Mart).
Caleb is sixteen years old and doesn’t know how to use a washing machine. The only thing he excels at is typing. The time he’s ever been close to female genitalia was during his birth. His only friend is never seen without a fedora. And to top it all off, he’s constantly outshined by his nine-year-old sister.
Caleb always believed he’d be nothing more than average. Caleb was, in fact, correct.
And then he met Audrey Gilmore.
WTF?!?!? And you always sat I'M the good cover artist...sheesh, woman, you had me fooled.
ReplyDeleteI used Georgia.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I admit it, it IS proffesional with a hint of quirk.
Not to say I told you so, but...
ReplyDeleteI TOLD YOU SO!
Check out the other post's comments for my suggestions fr the name.
I did. Went with Caleb. And I'm using the name Audrey for Caleb's love interest. Eh eh eh? :D
ReplyDeleteYou did tell me so.
Caleb and Audrey sitting in a tree...F U C --
ReplyDeleteOkay, just kidding.
YOU DISGUSTING BEAVER.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to hear about Caleb and Audrey and Fuchsia.