Dildo is in the building.

Don't fret any longer, Beve. Dildo is back from the dead.
And I have pictures from my trip!


Anywho, I wasn't on for so long because
1) I had to go to bed early last night so as to get up early this morning. [Though I ended up going to sleep at 1am anyway.]
2) I had to get up at 7 this morning.
3) At 8:30 am, I went to my optometrist's to pick up my glasses and contacts.
4) Directly after that at 9, I had to go to my high school freshmen orientation, which lasted till 2pm.
5) The orientation was a huge waste of time because the only important things accomplished were the acquiring of our schedules, locker assingments, IDs, and agendas. That all should've taken an hour, two at the most. But they insisted that we listen to speeches about dreams, tell random strangers our life stories in 20 seconds, and learn the school fight song.

Okay, so maybe not a huge waste of time. When I was sitting in the bleachers of the gym while everyone else assembled to hear the lady talk on and on about teamwork, a cute/hot/damn guy came up to me. This is how it went down:
Him - *smiling* Have I seen you before?
Me - *blank expression* Uh, I don't think so.
Him - *chuckles* I thought you looked familiar or something.
Me - *looking away* Awkward...
Him - *chuckles again and leaves*

Alright, maybe I know how to kill a conversation, but that guy [who I, for the record, had really never met before] was incredibly fine. And Asian. And smart-looking [I know, don't judge a book by its cover, but seriously, it's safe to assume a guy like him is smart because we all just know]. And the future love of my life.
I intend on bumping into him in the halls later and saying, "Have I seen you before?"
And then I'll carry his children.


That'd be all.