How many boyfriends have you had/not had, Sista Beavah?
Please don't say 2309430248320948, because then I'll just feel like a doofus.
Sigh.
But I already am.
I haven't had 2309430248320948. Yeah. I went there. PWNed.
But I have had... *ahem* Let's say more than zero. Okay, so there's Matt Damon. And Matt Bomer. And Matt Czuchry. And I forgot my other future hubbies. And your mum. And then there's Kaleb McKenzie, my first boyfriend. [You wondered why I wanted to name my character Caleb, huh? Well, now you know.]
And then my non-boyfriends: That Kenneth guy that lives down the street. My neighbor's cat. Michael Jackson. And so on.
WTF. HIS NAME WAS KALEB WITH A K? Okay, sorry. That's just...that just strikes me as odd.
Kenneth guy that lives down the street? OMG YOU LIVE NEXT TO KENNETH COLE?! Michael Jackson? He could sing you lullabies while you sleep. It'd be kinda weird with a cat, especially when... Okay, never mind.
I haven't had 2309430248320948.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I went there. PWNed.
But I have had... *ahem* Let's say more than zero.
Okay, so there's Matt Damon. And Matt Bomer. And Matt Czuchry. And I forgot my other future hubbies. And your mum.
And then there's Kaleb McKenzie, my first boyfriend. [You wondered why I wanted to name my character Caleb, huh? Well, now you know.]
And then my non-boyfriends: That Kenneth guy that lives down the street. My neighbor's cat. Michael Jackson. And so on.
WTF. HIS NAME WAS KALEB WITH A K?
ReplyDeleteOkay, sorry. That's just...that just strikes me as odd.
Kenneth guy that lives down the street? OMG YOU LIVE NEXT TO KENNETH COLE?!
Michael Jackson? He could sing you lullabies while you sleep.
It'd be kinda weird with a cat, especially when...
Okay, never mind.
Um, his parents spelt his name with a K. I never thought it was weird. I thought it was hot at the time. [Fifth grade, man.]
ReplyDeleteAnd uh... Okay to the rest of that. Especially a dead not-black black guy singing me lullabies.