When you so obviously are a leprechaun.
You're five feet.
And eighty pounds.
That is what I call "I'm jealous of your weight but not your height".
As you know, I tower over you with my 5'5''-ness.
But I weigh... 109 pounds.
I suppose it'd be a bit unhealthy for someone as Sears Tower as me to be eighty pounds, but then I could finally please Kate Moss.
But dude.
That's tiny.
You should be a model.
Seriously? A model? Last time I checked, models had to be drop dead gorgeous. And I'm not even considered "pretty".
ReplyDeleteBesides I'm gonna grow up, Lina. Meaning I'll be growing fatter. And hopefully taller.