When you're THE CHAINSAW GIRLS?
I mean, that's hot.
And the blog is hot.
And Teri is hot.
Well, I don't know what Teri looks like and I'm not a lesbian and all that, but seriously.
YOUR NEW BLOG IS HOT.
And Chellers, your toddler picture is hot. [No pedo.]
Seriously, we have Ranting on the River, AND YOU'RE THE CHAINSAW GIRLS.
Which is cooler, honestly?
I'm jealous now.
By the way, TERI IS AWESOME.
NCIS, White Collar; that girl has good taste in TV shows.
Tell her I said that.
Then remind her that I'm not a creeper.
Oh, and it's cool how Beve/Chellers loves her cyber buddy. That's hot, too.
Still fuming in envy over the fact that YOU'RE THE CHAINSAW GIRLS AND WE ARE BEAVERS.
Not that there's anything wrong with beavers. I just think we'd do better as... say, something smexier. :]
Oh, and I'm not dead. I'm enforcing a new bedtime of 12am. I'm going into HIGH SCHOOL on Thursday and I have to be up at 6am so I can get there by 7. [Yes, school starts at 7:15. Shoot me.]
And I didn't post because I was wearing my new glasses like I was so eager to do and reading FML. And then my glasses started to give me a headache and I got lazy.
I haven't written anything either.
Or made any book covers.
Or done much of anything to be honest.
And to make YOU jealous, Beve, I'm going to make a blog with MY teh-real-worldz friend. And we're going to call it Taytor Tot 'n' Dildo Inc.
What now, mudda-fukka?
Okay, maybe not that.
But we shall make a blog.
Uh huh.
I know, I know. But beavers are so much sexier.
ReplyDeleteBTW, my new Youtube account is "Beaverrific". How's that for smeckseigh?
Wait...are you going right into high school? Like, 9th grade?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA noob. My high school starts at 9 AM. Literally. The weird thing is that elementary starts at 7:45, middle starts at 8:20, and high starts at 8:55-ish. Um. Yeah.
Teri IS awesome. She's gorgeous too. I hate her for that. >_> Also, she's like a foot taller than me. And actually has boobs. (Okay, that sounded a bit creepy...)
Sigh. My mommy said that I have to start sleeping at 10. But we all know I'm just gonna be sneakin' around the entire night wit'my iPhone. Psssha.