She speaks!
No, I'm not going to slice your uterus with a pencil.
It'll be with a pen.
Alright, joking aside, I really do appreciate your input.
Yeah, I realized that my attempts at writing scifi/fantasy sucked charmander butt.
Hey, I'm a gen fic type of gal.
As far as the I'M A BEARD thing goes, it's because...well, you do know what a beard is, right? Not the piece of hair on a mans chin, but basically a person who makes another person seem non-gay. Why they're called beards I do not know.
I don't really have a plotline for the last one. It's basically...it's really personal. So I guess I could use references to my own life? I don't even have a plot for it.
And yeah, FR3AKS is mega tacky. Sorry man.
Who's gonna save you when the stars fall from the sky?
ReplyDeleteSorry.
Bon Jovi, man.
Playing it.
Singing along.
Not well.
It's a good thing no one is here to be subjected to my singing.
Anywho.
Ya know, I kind of felt brutal.
And brutality felt good.
One, two, three, not only you and me, got 180 degrees, and I'm caught in between.
Now, that isn't a song.
It's my life.
Psh, 'course I knew what a beard was.
Psh.
Psh.
Psh-AH.
But I still say that it isn't a 'stuff.'
So you're Lauren Li?
About to have an 'ahhh' moment.
I'm guessing Ian is waiting-for-the-bus partner.
Yeah, anyone else would be creeped out by the fact that I know so much about your life.
But you wouldn't be.
Because you understand.
Yeah.
That ain't slightly disconcerting either.
Anyway, what did the notes at the end of each mean?
Sure, I'm Lauren Li, but Ian's not my waiting-for-the-bus partner. I have seen my waiting-for-the-bus partner in three--wait, no, four years.
ReplyDelete*cue sympathetic awwwwws*
But seriously, he was my "first love", which is cheesy bullschnap that bad writers try to pull, but it's totally true. Even if I was eight.
My heart aches for you, assuming you meant "haven't" up there.
ReplyDeleteYes, Machete, you deserve an awwwwww.
But only one.
Because my first boyfriend is now some look-at-me-I'm-so-scene kid.
Now that is worthy of more than one sympathetic awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
And fine, don't tell me what the notes mean.
Scene?
ReplyDeleteLAWWWWWL.
*ahem*
Uh, last year in English we had these "RWN"s, which is basically a Reader Writer Notebook.
Basically, it means we write at minimum six pages each two weeks, then turn it in. I wrote at least forty pages each time. Which then equaled to me filling out an entire composition and half of a second.
So that's what the notes are, so I can find the story back in my RWN. (Each had the date, then title.)