Saturday, August 14, 2010

I hate thirteen-year-olds as well.

Honestly, the horrible 13ers give the so-so 13ers a bad image. What with them parading around, smacking their gum, talking Valley Girl style. "Ohmagawd, Emma, isn't this, like, the shat?"
Even though I say "shat". Occasionally. But most of the time, I don't even come close to swearing.
My point is, I'm going with the whole "Don't group people together". It's kind of an ageism stereotype. YOU'RE BEING AGIST, DILDO. Pssssha. (My new favorite non-word: psssssha.)
Anyways, I think that once I turn fourteen it'll be all goooood.
I'm expecting a birthday present from you, Sista.

DAM IT ALL,
BEAVER

3 comments:

  1. I'm not agist.
    I just hold a prejudice against thirteen-year-olds because I've been there, but have since matured.

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  2. Right. Because one year counts as "matured".
    By the way, if you don't continue HJ I'll march up to Oklahoma and make you finish it.
    There.

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  3. I'm like cheese, man. Cheddar cheese.

    I'm trying!

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