"Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML"
"Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML"
"Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML"
...LOLOLOLOLOL.
ReplyDeleteAlright, weirdness aside, the last FML sounds like NOJAC. And the first. And maybe not the second, but it could be.
That's why I posted the last one.
ReplyDeleteAnd dude, what's weird is that almost the exact thing of #1 happens to me all the time.
And 2 could be Cept.
By the way, should we delete that spam comment up there or save it for future reference?