Wednesday, August 11, 2010

This is why I read FML, man.

"Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML"

"Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML"

"Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML"

2 comments:

  1. ...LOLOLOLOLOL.
    Alright, weirdness aside, the last FML sounds like NOJAC. And the first. And maybe not the second, but it could be.

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  2. That's why I posted the last one.
    And dude, what's weird is that almost the exact thing of #1 happens to me all the time.

    And 2 could be Cept.

    By the way, should we delete that spam comment up there or save it for future reference?

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